BIG EDUCATION APE UNCHAINED
PUBLIC EDUCATION IS DEMOCRACY
**Welcome to Big Education Ape Unchained!**
Well, well, well... look who’s swinging into a new jungle! That’s right, folks, it’s me—your favorite oversized ape with a knack for stirring the pot and throwing bananas at the establishment. This is officially my first blog post on Substack, and I am *beyond* excited to test out this new platform. Why, you ask? Because apparently, the algorithm gods have decided to bury my posts deeper than a squirrel hides its nuts in winter. Not cool, algorithm gods. Not cool.
But don’t worry, I’m not abandoning my trusty old stomping ground over at [bigeducationape.blogspot.com](http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com). Oh no, that’s still home base for all things education, politics, and random web hilarity. Think of this new Substack—aptly named **Big Education Ape Unchained**—as my little experiment. A place where I can swing freely through the vines of the internet without fear of being squashed by the almighty algorithm.
So what can you expect from Big Education Ape Unchained? Oh, just a delightful mix of:
- **Politics**: Because someone has to call out the nonsense (looking at you, MAGA Trump 2.0 crew). Spoiler alert: fascism is still the worst.
- **Public Education**: Yep, I’ll continue to champion teachers, students, and everyone fighting to keep education public and equitable.
- **Random Fun Stuff**: Memes? Check. Weird internet finds? Double check. Hot takes on pop culture? You bet your bananas.
And let’s be real—this blog is also going to be a thorn in the side of the new MAGA Trump administration. Why? Because someone has to remind them that democracy isn’t a suggestion, and fascism is about as appealing as a soggy banana. Spoiler alert: it sucks.
But don’t worry, I’m not all doom and gloom. I promise to keep things light, witty, and fun because let’s face it—we all need a little humor to survive this wild ride called life. So grab your favorite beverage (banana smoothie, perhaps?), hit that subscribe button, and join me on this adventure.
Here’s to unchaining the truth, having some laughs, and making the world just a little bit better—one blog post at a time.
Stay wild,
Big Education Ape 🦧
